“There’s only so much your husband needs to know.”
After 20 years of being with the same bloke and in her early 50s, Bev shows no signs of stopping her galavanting and naughty ways. Bev is a self-imposed Crummy Mummy and Kidult always with a crazy story to tell, and Tony’s heard them all. Or has he?
Don’t tell Tony explores the stories that don’t make it through to Bev’s husband Tony’s ears.
There’s too many and only so much time. Besides, Tony’s too busy with the laundry, school run, cleaning the budgie cage and walking the dog, as Bev sleeps off another hard night of comedy.
Bev retells her adventures to anyone else who will listen and if they’re too shocking the story ends with the line ……. “Don’t tell Tony”