Have you always wanted a perfect body, with rock hard abbs and buns of steel without ever getting out of bed?


Imagine having enough confidence to get out of your car during a road rage incident that wasn’t your fault, instead of apologising and cowardly driving off as quickly as you can.
If you have ever wanted to be so financially wealthy that you could pay Rupert Murdoch to drop his pants and perform a silly dance while singing in a high pitch voice, just for a laugh.


Well in this one-hour show, Akmal will be asking the audience if they know how he can achieve these things.
A life-changing experience or your money back.

“Random, improvised and hilarious…” www.crickey.com.au

“No one wanted the show to stop…he seemed to own the stage” Sydney Morning Herald

★★★★½ The Advertiser

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Tuesday, Feb 25
Adelaide
Gluttony – The May Wirth

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Wednesday, Feb 26
Adelaide
Gluttony – The May Wirth

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Thursday, Feb 27
Adelaide
Gluttony – The May Wirth

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Friday, Feb 28
Adelaide
Gluttony – The May Wirth

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Saturday, Feb 29
Adelaide
Gluttony – The May Wirth

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Sunday, Mar 1
Adelaide
Gluttony – The May Wirth

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Saturday, Mar 7
Adelaide
Gluttony – The May Wirth

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Sunday, Mar 8
Adelaide
Gluttony – The May Wirth

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Saturday, Mar 14
Brisbane
Brisbane Powerhouse

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Sunday, Mar 15
Brisbane
Brisbane Powerhouse

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Wednesday, Mar 25
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Thursday, Mar 26
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Friday, Mar 27
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Saturday, Mar 28
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Sunday, Mar 29
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Tuesday, Mar 31
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Wednesday, Apr 1
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Thursday, Apr 2
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Saturday, Apr 4
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Tuesday, Apr 7
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Wednesday, Apr 8
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Thursday, Apr 9
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Friday, Apr 10
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Saturday, Apr 11
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Sunday, Apr 12
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Tuesday, Apr 14
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Wednesday, Apr 15
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Thursday, Apr 16
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Friday, Apr 17
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Saturday, Apr 18
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Sunday, Apr 19
Melbourne
Athenaeum Theatre

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Friday, May 15
Charlestown
Club Charlestown

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