I can’t focus. I don’t know if it’s microplastics, long COVID or because I pay $500 a week to live in a mould experiment. 

This year:

– I went to a rally dressed as Boba Fett and was bashed by both police and protestors. 

– I formed a parasocial relationship with a doordash chatbot

– I lost all my crypto trying to buy a mermaid skeleton

Winner Piece of Wood Award 2023 Melbourne International Comedy Festival

‘The laughs come hard and fast.’ ★★★★½ Chortle (UK)